Let me share with you some things that really bug me and maybe you
He is itching to read this article, but you would never catch him doing it, and he definitely will not admit to wanting to know if he deepest and darkest secret are all out in public. In the backyard. In the center of a busy highway.
I bet he won't tell you, but I will spill the beans.
He will not dare share with anyone.
I could give you some stupidly patronizing answer like “You just know.”
Or I could say that a big red light starts glowing on your hand like that thing in Logan's Run.
But in real life it's more complicated.